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Nov 6, 2015

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Yesterday and Today

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Yesterday
The markets were quiet and slightly to the downside as there was a lot of news that was hard to overcome. Despite the bad news the markets held up incredibly well. We had some horrific earnings out that didn’t help things as this season has already been the worst Q3 earnings since 2009.

  • QCOM missed earnings and the stock fell 15%.

  • VRX saw MASS liquidation of positions with the stock falling $20 before bouncing to close down 13. People are speculating that it was Bill Ackman vomiting out his position as he was down 19% on the year earlier in the week. It has to be much worse now.

  • The details of the US-Pacfic trade deal have everything but a clause that indicates we have to bend every day. Without joking, here is one of the provisions for the US.

Japan has pledged to ease trade barriers on imported french fries.

TODAY

For the last few days I have stated that I expect this market to hit 18,000, BUT there might be slight selling / profit taking before that happens. We did run up 8.3% in October, and are unchanged for the year. If one were worried about rising interest rates, the lousy earnings, incompetent trade deals, OUT OF CONTROL deficits, etc. getting out of the markets for even is not the worst thing.

I still maintain that:

  • Between now and next week the Dow closes above 18,000.

  • I still maintain that I believe the SPX will be at 2,200 by the end of the year, and the Dow above 19,000.

  • I still maintain that this market is going to fall like a meteorite within 6 months.

  • I still maintain that the economy is teetering because of STUPD laws. Politicians think that passing laws stops crime, but it really just stifles growth.

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