Friday
June 5, 2015
1-855-RWT-0008
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Yesterday and Today
Yesterday
We finally broke out of the doldrums yesterday with an eye-opening drop of almost 200 points in the Dow. The market opened lower by 100 points until the IMF said that the US economy is not doing well and should not raise rates until 2015. In addition it looks like the IMF is going to deer payments and Germany’s Merkel said that a resolution with Greece is no where near close.
All of thee factors led to the market falling and the bond market rising.
The one interesting/amusing thing about yesterday is Pfizer announced they are getting close to an FDA approval for a Viagra equivalent for females. Maybe they will call it āNiagraā.
TODAY
We have unemployment coming out today which I don’t think will be a big deal unless the number exceeds the boundaries of between 200,000 and 300,000. I really think today is going to be about beating on a horse that has no chance of winning the Triple Crown (like American Pharaoh), instead this horse is called Greece.
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