Tuesday

December 30, 2014

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Prepared by the good people at Random Walk, LLC.

VEGAS
Almost Sold Out

What is there not to love about 2 days of trading and QA, the Cirque, and a good clean wholesome environment to do it in?

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Great Morning !

Closing Prices From Yesterday

Today’s Number(s)

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Yesterday

A very quiet, and surprisingly so, day for the market. The only real interesting tid-bits came as the Russian markets sank 8.6% and oil was up on Libya concerns, but managed to reverse and make a new 5 year low (again). What is also interesting is the Dow was actually down instead of making a new 52 week high.

TODAY

Hard to think we will have two down days in a row with the last days of the year to put money to work on us. We will see. POT TONIGHT so we do not interfere with New Years eve.

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POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

POT Tuesday

Below is the schedule for the month.

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Let’s talk about class……Here I can’t tell from the Yahoo photo if Obama is golfing or taking a dump in the wedding punch bowel.

When the Secret Service told Reagan, Clinton and Bush that their golf games, jogs and fence handshakes (in that order) were putting agent’s lives at risk, they stopped. They had class, at least relatively speaking. I don’t care if you like him or not, he has no class. Let the wedding go on and golf another day. He had it canceled 24 hours before the event. It is not like he told them ā€œJune 28,20154 I am planning to golf, can you move the wedding a day please?ā€

I am sure he didn’t even have the balls to cancel it to the couple himself, rather having one of his minions do it for him while he plays ignorant of his nefarious activities. The poor couple has to spend eternity together, let them have one good day.

My last encounter with soldiers was a couple of weeks ago in the airport where I saw 20 or so traveling ā€“ probably home for a short break on the holidays. I bought them all dinner and thanked them for their service. I didn’t cancel their weddings in blatant disregard for their needs above my own. When I fly I give up my first class seat for them, and I fly coach instead. I once saw Mike Ditka (Bears coach) in Vegas hand each soldier walking by a $1,000 chip to play with. Ditka has more class than I, which anyone who has met me would not be surprised by.

Everyone knows Michael Moore, the film idiot. Moore has blasted every Republican he ever met. Not to say that some Republicans don’t need a kick in the ass, but how could he attack a Republican simply for being a Republican, and then ignore Nancy Pelosi (Democrat). So when he said his last statement it put things in perspective of just how bad Obama is.

Moore’s Last Statement:

When the history is written of this era, this is how you’ll be remembered: He was the first black president, (period implied)” Moore said. That is it. No mention of any positive activities other than making friends (Cuba, Iran, etc.) with our countries enemies. Despite being an super-biased, sophomoric dolt that does not really want to know both sides of any issue, I am starting to warm up to Mr. Moore.

Attorney Stuff

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