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Monday

December 15, 2014

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VEGAS

Almost Sold Out

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Great Morning !

Closing Prices From Yesterday

Today’s Number(s)

Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

Brutal. The Grinch. Scrooge.

Friday was a mess as oil fell dramatically again. The Dow closed down 315 (-1.79%). Decembers usually have one big down move before the move higher, and to tell you the truth I was not expecting this much of a move.

TODAY

I am hoping that the end of the oil fall and S&P is done so that I can start making sense of things again, but as this is being written oil is down again. At 8:00pm eastern (Sunday) crude futures are are down -1.12 at 56.69, yet S&P futures are up 4.00. This is indicating a +30 points higher Dow open.

The S&P is likely going to follow oil, and it did open higher last Friday despite oil being down modestly. I think the super-sensitivity to oil might be nearing an end, except to the upside. If oil spikes up one day we could really fly high. Again, I was shocked by how much we fell Friday, but I suppose the capitalization had to occur. Some people want out before X-mas to enjoy their holiday when the Dow is at all time highs.

Things will get back to normal in a little while.

POT LAST NIGHT

Below is the schedule for the month.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

It is a good thing we sold a ton of premium on Friday when adjusting the Billy Baroo. Recall that we not only sold a $20 put spread, but we also sold a $5 spread (to take our long $20 spread to a long $15 spread). We got long more deltas, but a tad early. When the Dow as down 210 is where a lot of this happened, and had I known we would have closed on the lows I would have waited until the end of the day. I just didn’t get the memo. Besides, this is about teaching people that perfect timing is not important – no one has it.

Also, with all this selling we had this week, it is a good time to take a stab at Jelly Rolls again. Yeee Hawww! This week we will do a traditional one, not trying to get time value. We left a lot of money on the table with last month’s Jelly Roll, and the $35 mark up.

I was just in NYC for the weekend and met a few cops late at night. I have to say that I didn’t expect it, but these guys were the most gracious, polite and nice guys in the world. I did not get shot or put into a choke hold no matter what I did.

If you think your cops are hard-asses, go to Chicago. You had to be fired from the DMV for a bad attitude to get a job on the Chicago force. It was also good to see that the SOUP NAZI from Seinfeld was still in business and open late. I am banned for 3 weeks.

Too True To Be Funny

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