Wednesday
Dec 16, 2015
Prepared by the good people at Random Walk, LLC. (and Scott)
Closing Prices From Yesterday
Great Morning!
Yesterday’s Numbers
Yesterday
The volatility keeps rolling. The Eminis were set to open up about 16 points until economic numbers came in before the open ad send them up 25. After resting there for a while futures really took off to the upside taking the Dow up 250 points on the day.
At the end of the day traders realized they may be getting ahead of themselves before the Fed rate decision at 2pm today, and brought the market back down a little. The took 100 points off the highs to close up 156 points.
Big Names:
AAPL was down $2 today on news that their suppliers were not getting as many orders, and they only own 7% of the cell phone share.
VRX was up 16%, or $15.45 after cutting a deal with Walgreen’s to sell name brand pharmaceuticals at near generic prices. In addition they cut ties with a company that is in the press of late as being possible corrupt.
TODAY
Place your bets! Fed rate decision at 2:00pm. Traders are expecting Ā¼ point rise in rates and very dovish talk about controlled increases going forward based on market data. We will see.
SEMINAR
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I apologize for giving you 7 updates yesterday. Of course when my brain needs a little rest we get chaos in the markets. – LOL. Yet, the account is at all time profit levels, so I wanted to lock some of it in. We also have a long all spread in VRX that I wanted to take money off the table with.
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Too True To Be Funny
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