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Random Walk’s Mission:
To help 1% of the population learn that they do NOT have to be wiped out in an economic catastrophe and/or market crash, and make it as easy as sending an email.
Yesterday
The market struggled and capital flowed into safety sectors such as Metals and Bonds as things heated up in the Ukraine and helicopters fell. Putin asked for an “emergency meeting” with international leaders, while 42 people were killed.
Meanwhile Obama and Germany’s Merkel talked to reporters at the White House. This would have seemed like powerfully unifying event if it were not for the fact that reporters main questions revolved around Obama’s NSA spying on Merkel’s cell phone. Oppsss…
The only one relieved from that news event was Putin.
Keep in mind that our stupid sanctions (yes…stupid) are just inconveniences at best. Putin was not a target of the sanctions and neither was Gazprom – the natural gas company in Russia that exports to Europe. Why not Gazprom? Because that would hurt our allies who need the Russian gas.
In preparation for that possibility, Gazprom’s subsidiary, Gazprombank, Russia’s third largest, last month transferred nearly $7 billion to the Central Bank of the Russian Federation. So it is too late for that one. And as for Putin? Who knows, other than he is hedged. But for those who just watch CNN headlines and go back to reading their Captain Marvel comics with a tube of Chapstick in hand, things seem scary.
On the other side of things….to Obama’s credit, he was hilarious at the White House correspondence dinner.
Today
Who knows? We are parked at / near all-time highs. Bad news can’t hurt the markets (yet). Good news gets overshadowed by bad news followed 30 minutes later. The VIX is under 13% which means an ideal situation for find some naked 1-5 spreads for those needed a cheap hedge. Well, ideal given that it doesn’t seem to want to go down to the older lows of 11%.
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Thank God Dennis Rodman solved this uncertainty for us. We were all starting to question King Jung Un’s sanity.
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Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.
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