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Random Walk’s Mission:
To help 1% of the population learn that they do NOT have to be wiped out in an economic catastrophe and/or market crash, and make it as easy as sending an email.
Yesterday
A quiet day until the Fed announced that they were going to taper another $10 bln. Then it got even more boring.
Today
If I know anything about the markets, and I am starting to question that, we have no more impediments to going higher. I love a bearish market better than the next guy, but one has to be as objective about markets as possible. One can never allow your wants or opinions influence your positions or what makes sense for the market conditions.
Right now the markets have been moving higher for several years. Now common sense would say that this has to end soon, and it will. But at the same time this market has been facing a constant headwind. One thing after another. IRS-Gate, Fast and Furious, Benghazi, Government Shut Down, Syria, and the Ukraine. Yet nothing can make it sell off. It has been facings a strong headwind for a year and slowly moves forward. So when the headwinds are gone, the speed should pick up. No worries about AAPL earnings. No worries about Facebook earnings. No surprises from the Fed yesterday.
Stated Another Way:
Objects in motion with stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.
One Caveat:
Jet fighters from the U.K., Denmark, France and Poland will begin flying air patrols over the Baltic states tomorrow “as part of collective defense measures,” the North Atlantic Treaty Organization said in a statement today.
In a final attempt to restore his standing in the world, not to mention the US, Obama has organized NATO to show they are united against Russian aggression and will be flying jets all over the place like PT Barnum is running the show. One miscalculation, one cross of a boarder accidentally, and things could ignite – though I doubt this will happen. I suspect Russia will play the game as well, sending their jets up to reassure the allies that they are aware of the boarders too. Things could get messy, but thank God for GPS and no one should accidentally cross a boarder line.
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Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.
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