Tuesday February 25, 2014
Both Will Be Sold Out – Very Intimate Seating Only
A reminder….if you would like to attend either of these events, please contact the office and reserve your spot. This is going to be SOLD OUT, and you can reserve your spot now (without putting down the full amount). Call 1-888-RWT-0008 NOW to reserve your spot. 
The Dow closed up 103.84 points at 16,207.14.
Every major index is up on the year with the exception of the Dow.
AAPL closed up $2.30 at 527.55.
The VIX closed down 0.45 at 14.23
The TLT closed down 0.27 at 106.40
GLD = closed up 1.41 at 128.99
SLV = closed up 0.21 at 21.18
I wish I had on a bigger long position in Maui and POT. I had reported since December that the short interest in Gold was astronomically large, which is why the commodity had been selling off as it had, but it was a matter of time before it bounced – HARD.
Spot gold closed up 10.50 again, at 1,336.60
Spot Slvr closed up 0.115 at 21.97
Tesla closed up 8.05 at 217.65. The net cap on this stock is now at $27 billion. It has a 1 year range of $33 – $218. Crazy, huh? Perhaps a little overdone?
Yesterday
Another weird day. This is certainly (in my opinion) leading up to something. Out of the gate the market was up 100. A short squeeze came in and the Dow was up 200 (16,300.04), and then sold off almost 100 points on the close. There was no news out, so what caused it? Greed or short covering fear?
Today
Case-Schiller is out today and Housing Prices, both before the open. Then 30 minutes after the open Consumer (non) confidence is out. POT people, I will attempt to get a hedge on right after the open (before consumer confidence) if this market is higher on the open.
Keep in mind that Israel stuck Syria at the Lebanon boarder last night. Also keep in mind that about 2 – 3 weeks ago I mentioned how Obama and France leaders met and talked about Syria again. So late in the month of February one must start worrying about the “Ides of March”?
New POT people. Keep in mind that new people are always lost for a while. You are coming to a movie that has been going on for a while, so it will take a few days to catch up to the plot and characters.
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