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Friday December 13, 2013

 Only 5 weeks until the FIRST Maui ’14 class.
The second one is a week later.
The first session is the online session/small class

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Don’t Worry About Friday the 13th
Even though Julia Child and Tupak Shakur died on it.

yesterday

DowJones

The Dow took another dive on the close, again all sell order imbalances at the end of the day. The market had fallen 120+ points only to recover most of it until sell orders came in. Despite the heavy sell orders the market held up remarkable well.

Dow closed down 104 points at 15,739.43

AAPL

Closed at 560.54 down 0.82. This stock appears like it wants to blast off to the upside once again. Even in big down markets it can’t fall hard.

VIX

The VIX was up a modest 0.12 at 15.54. POT people, recall that we demonstrated the sale of premium in a big way near the close. More in today’s POT update. 

TLT

102.71 down 0.39

Silver and Gold

Metals were smashed once again.

GLD = 118.29 down 2.57
SLV = 18.81 down .74

TESLA

up 7.82 at 147.47 because no cars caught on fire in over 3 weeks. Just kidding.

3D Printers

DDD 80.36, up 3.00 (52 week high = 84.85)
VJET 37.61 up 0.66 (52 week high = 70)

RW Today

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Yesterday

The markets were down but quiet nonetheless. The selling mostly came at the end of the day just as it had the previous day.

Also, I am going to start reporting the closing numbers for some 3D printing companies. They are a wild ride right now. The only thing crazier is Bitcoin. They were on fire, and then cut in half. POT people can expect to see a trade there once it appears like a post correction trend develops.

Today

I am going from a “Who knows?” to a slightly bullish stance.

We have had 3 or 4 days of selling. The selling was because of great economic news which is unnerving the bond market. We had great news yesterday as well and the bonds held up reasonably well. It FEELS as if a Fed tapering in December is somewhat priced in, the selling is a little premature, and it is the holiday season. The only real concern is next Wednesday’s Fed meeting.

So unless the Consumer Price and Producer Price index are way out of line, we will be up today.

POT people. We sold a lot of puts on the close yesterday on a 15+% VIX. I will be sending an update for you after the open.

Fed Tapers – We will fall hard, then bounce to make new highs by the end of December

Fed Stays as is – we will take off like a rocket, then pull back, only to close higher at the end of December from where we took off.

PLEA

Please tell someone you know that they do not have to be a victim in the government created stock market bubble. I don’t care where they learn to hedge from. Send them somewhere else if you like. Buy them our BASICS book for Christmas. Buy them someone else book But help a friend out. 

POT

A separate update will be coming out after the open.

Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.

Too True To Be Funny

(Never a joke, but always funny)

With so many people complaining about Obama and his frequent lying, I wanted to point out (in all fairness) that he is not the only President to lie.


LBJ:

We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)

Nixon:

I am not a crook

GHW Bush:

Read my lips – No new taxes

Clinton:

I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinski

GW Bush:

Iraq has weapons of mass destruction


Obama:

I will have the most transparent administration in history.
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
The IRS is not targeting anyone.
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
If I had a son.
I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.
You didn’t build that!
I will restore trust in Government.
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line.
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
I am not spying on American citizens.
ObamaCare will be good for America
You can keep your family doctor.
Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan
It’s just like shopping at Amazon
I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi
I have never my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago
And, I have never lived with that uncle. (He finally admitted today, (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.


And the biggest one of all:
“I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”

Attorney Stuff

Mug

 

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