Friday
April 25, 2014
1-855-RWT-0008
Random Walk’s Mission:
To help 1% of the population learn that they do NOT have to be wiped out in an economic catastrophe and/or market crash, and make it as easy as sending an email.
Year of Selling Premium
POT: We sold more premium, this time in the crude oil futures.
Happy Day!
Thank God It Is Friday!
The Dow
The Dow was unchanged. Absolutely unchanged. Not up or down even 0.01. And I watched every tick of it until I fell asleep on my keyboard at about 3pm.
AAPL
AAPL closed up a modest 43.02 at 567.77
The VIX
The VIX at 13.32. Though about 14 for a while it did slowly glide down.
TLT
The TLT closed up 0.37 at 110.33
Silver and Gold
GLD Closed was up 0.80 at 124.56
SLV Closed up 0.23 at 18.92
TSLA
Tesla was down 0.13 at 207.86
RSX (Russian Index)
Closed down 0.52 at 22.40
Crude Oil (July) Closed up 0.05 at 101.39
Yesterday
Boring. I could not get unmotivated. The market looked like it was going to make new highs until Putin started to mess around again. Meanwhile Obama was in Japan reassuring them that we will show Japan the same level of love we are sharing with our other NATO friends – Ukraine. Biden and Kerry were telling Russia we would have to punish them by giving them their money via the Ukraine instead of directly (“sanctions”).
So the markets erased their early gains and fell 50 points getting my hopes up that way. Nope…by the end of the day we were unchanged. The good news is that this can not continue, and people will be wishing for boring days in the near future.
Today
I have no idea. I have given up thinking this week.
POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.
Call the office 1-855-RWT-0008
See, and people though Putin was out of touch with reality.
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Attorney Stuff
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Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.
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