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To help 1% of the population learn that they do NOT have to be wiped out in an economic catastrophe and/or market crash, and make it as easy as sending an email. Whether we teach them or they learn elsewhere we are happy.

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Shhhh…I am doing it again. A benevolent coup like Russia in the Ukraine. Nothing but love. I am changing the dates and content of the next mini-class. I am doubling the information, so it will take me a tad longer to get the work done.

When the office stops yelling we will send the details. In short I am adding time spreads to the current content of “what option expiry to use”. Same price, one more hour, and lots of LOVE (just like a Crabby Patty)

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Economic Numbers Today

Yesterday

Whatever was lost on Tuesday was made back on Wednesday. At the lows the Dow was down 160 on Tuesday and we close up about 160 on Wed. The only thing that changed over two days is that the VIX is sitting at 12 month lows.

 

Today

With the Fed announcement over and the market bouncing off the lows of the recent range, I am going to say we are going after the old highs over the next week. 

DowChartpot2POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.

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Busy class last night, and a busy day today.

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