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To help 1% of the population learn that they do NOT have to be wiped out in an economic catastrophe and/or market crash, and make it as easy as sending an email. Whether we teach them or they learn elsewhere we are happy.
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Shhhh…I am doing it again. A benevolent coup like Russia in the Ukraine. Nothing but love. I am changing the dates and content of the next mini-class. I am doubling the information, so it will take me a tad longer to get the work done.
When the office stops yelling we will send the details. In short I am adding time spreads to the current content of “what option expiry to use”. Same price, one more hour, and lots of LOVE (just like a Crabby Patty)
Yesterday
The day was starting off to look like a mirror image of the previous day (down 20 points instead of up) until a pinhead from the Fed started to talk. Yes, I said it….PIN HEAD, Clown, Bozo, jerk.
When I was a kid the great thing about sports is that the team one rooted for a “TEAM”. Yes, there were names on the teams but that came second to the team winning. Then things changed. Now every foot ball player has his own touch down dance. When he talks after te game it is about his performance, not the teams.
The same thing is happening to the Fed. All chiefs – no Indians. Now each pinhead is a celebrity getting air time. If I were the Fed chairman I would fire anyone who spoke his opinion outside the group.
Yesterday one of these pin heads, man whose name I will not state to give him any more recognition than he already steals, made an announcement. He felt that the Fed was NOT tapering fast enough. I would not be surprised if he bought 1,000 puts before making the statement as it took the Dow down 160 points at the lows.
In anything more than yesterday’s time frame his statement means NOTHING. So it is behind us and the market began to come back at the end of the day. It is unhealthy for the markets to have each Fed member speak his own opinion outside the group. They need a screen up like Oz, giving them the appearance of being smarter than they really are.
Today
We will know at 2:00pm when the Fed releases its minutes.
POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.
Total New POT
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Yesterday in POT we adjusted AAPL and I sent the following image of the final position using our OA software. This created a lot of questions, so it will be one of the topics of discussion tonight at 7:00pm
Contract the office at 1- 855 – RWT – 0008 for more details.
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Trading is almost as much fun as black jack in Vegas, but without all the annoying distractions of free drinks, Broadway shows, gorgeous people with low morals, and free buffets. It also has about the same odds of success, so when you lose all your money you wont have to walk past a smiling pit boss. Even Bruce Wayne lost everything with options in The Dark Knight Rises, and Superman keeps his day job at the DailyPlanet newspaper.
We did NOT get any TARP money, so we are not aligned with any politician. We have the utmost respect for our attorneys who tell us any attempt to trade is throwing money out the window, and investing is risky business (still a great movie). Past performance doesn’t mean a thing. The future is even scarier. There is no guarantee the sun will come up tomorrow. Random Walk and everyone associated with it promises absolutely nothing. We guarantee nothing. We wont ever do anything right unless it is an accident.
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