Monday
Aug 31, 2015
1-855-RWT-0008
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Closing Prices From Yesterday
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Today’s Number(s)
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Cruise
Scott is springing for a cruise and needs to know if you will be bringing a guest.
There is a vegetarian menu, fish, prime rib or chicken. Also there is a kids menu for Scott. This is NOT a little row boat, so don’t worry about motion sickness. The waves are small, the liquor flows, and we will have Dramamine for those wanting it.
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Today’s Number(s)
Yesterday and Today
Yesterday
It was the most refreshingly boring day of the month. The E-minis opened down -12 points and spent the day in a range of -12 to +2. Since that seemed like the big-ask spread only 3-4 days earlier, it was unbelievably quiet.
The only real movers were TSLA (up 5.49) and UAL (up 3.76). Bonds and the US dollar were relatively quiet. Oil was busy, but stayed above 40.
TODAY
We will see how China goes tonight, but a 200 point down day is in the cards for the open as of 7:00pm’s E-mini estimate. There is NO predicting this market, and anyone that says they can and gets it right is lucky. He is confusing brains with luck. We are NOT in a 2008-2009 market, so a big crash is most likely not going to happen.
OPTION TRADERS
More volatility ahead? The Markets did fall 1000 points on Monday’s open, but bounced 1000 points Tuesday and Wednesday. It appears that SPX 2000 is a temporary force field that will not be penetrated, so I expect volatility to spike up a little on the open should we fall (as I expect).
POT is held each Wednesday night at 7:00pm eastern.
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Too True To Be Funny
What is the point? Are there not bigger issues in this country?
Apparently Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump are leading because people think so.
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