Tuesday
June 2, 2015
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Last Trading Day in May
Closing Prices From Yesterday
Today’s Number(s)
Yesterday and Today
Yesterday
Monday was a strange day as I suspected it would be. I wrote over the weekend that I thought we would zig-zag around, and we did. I was tempted to sell tops and buy bottoms in POT all day, but that gets some students a little frustrated with large amounts of updates.
We opened up 9 in the E-minis, then sank to where we were down 4. After that we went up 9 again, and sank to unchanged. At the end of the day we closed slightly higher despite bonds falling a decent amount.
Other that what was written above, not much happened.
TODAY
We have three tiny numbers coming out again. This would have people thinking today will be a repeat of yesterday. It is hard to tell right now, but I want to remind people that a deal for Greece debt has a deadline of Friday. Maybe they will postpone it, give another bridge loan until a new deal is reached, or any other dumb game that has been going on.
I hate to risk being redundant, but who really cares about Greece? They have a FICA score of 300 and want below prime home loans. Those days ended in 2008. I am only surprised anyone even talks to Greece with the serious intent of lending them money, especially with the new socialist leader. I can’t wait for this to be behind us so I can buy Rogaine and try growing hair again.
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