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April 17, 2015′

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Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

Another boring day. The market looked as if it were going to open down 100, but quickly was bought up to unchanged/slightly lower. Near the end of the day the market ran positive by 70 Dow points only to fall right back down on the close. The big one was NFLX closing up $86.

With about 40 S&P stocks having reported, 83% beat expectations, but only 47% beat in Revenue. What this means is that no one is spending but companies are getting better at squeezing every cent they can out of a sale.

TODAY

We have some important numbers today but are a little light in the earnings area. We will see how it goes. As I stated yesterday, I thin we are going to make new highs in all indexes before earnings season is over, BUT it will be sort lived. I have no idea what the market will do on any given day. It will be like watching a round of Black Jack where you see a player win one, then lose one ā€“ win one lose one. Then before you know it the house has his money.

Collaborative Earnings Estimates By The Geniuses

Predicting the S&P 500


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wtfToo True To Be Funny

This woman is pathological. She lies when the truth would serve her better, and on stupid stuff that she can get caught on. I am surprised ANYONE gives her any credibility at all. If she spoke to me I would ignore her an play the movie Diner in my head.

She said all her grandparents immigrated to the US when only one did. What is the point of that stupid ASS lie? What could it benefit her? What did any of her lies other than Benghazi, Rose Law Firm, Whitewater, and Cattle Futures trading ever benefit her?

Remember she learned to trade cattle because she use to sit on her father’s lap when he read the Wall Street Journal an became the ONLY person in history to never have a losing trade. Unfortunately the CME lost her files so they could not investigate it. I wish I was smart enough to have ZERO losing trades in an underfunded account with $1,000, turn it into $140k, and then quit solely by watching my father read the WSJ.

I promise this right now. If she wins I am leaving the country until she is out of office. I will only return if there is anything left of this country. I assume she will be impeached for lying to Congress (like her Husband) within weeks of taking office, so my journey will not be long. Yes, this means I will have to quit RW, but that is fine. It will not be the same country anyway. She will tax and spend us into the ground to the point of being Brazil. Then my grand kids who I move to Austria they can say, ā€œAll my grandparents immigrated to Austriaā€.

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