Tuesday

February 24, 2015

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Prepared by the good people at Random Walk, LLC. (and Scott)

Great Morning!

Closing Prices From Yesterday

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Yesterday and Today

Yesterday

For the people who felt in January that the markets would never be normal again only need to look at this week. Only two things moved yesterday – AAPL and TLT both moved up big. Other than those two things it was a real snoozer.

TODAY

Today there might be news on the Greek debt restructuring conditions today, though it is not a deadline today. In addition people are expecting the Fed (Yellen) to talk even though there is not a FOMC meeting this week.

In addition the US may be close to a nuclear deal with Iran. If that goes through the markets will likely look at it as a huge win and run higher. It wont be until people read the details of the deal that they will realize that it is a stupid and one sided deal (benefiting Iran) that has no teeth in it if they (Iran) violates the terms of the deal. It means nothing. Less than nothing. It sucks because for a year we kept letting Iran develop U235, released sanctions on them, did everything for them but spend money rebuilding mosques.

LASTLY

Today Obama gets the KEYSTONE PIPELINE bill on his desk. Because it doesn’t give him anything personally he will veto it. We will see what oil does when this happens. Was it (Obama’s veto) already baked into the pie? For a man who claimed he was going to be the most transparent and bi-partisan president ever, we are still waiting for him to start.

Besides…..How good (sarcastically) can oil being piped in from Canada be other than lowering energy prices, having a national security advantage (since we don’t have to depend on Middle East oil), provide Americans more jobs, etc. Not enough benefits I guess. It is not whether it is good for the country, it is a matter of who presented the bill.

holds in store for us.

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